Steelers' Harrison Slams Goodell, Iron Fist Coming

To anyone out who there thinks the lockout is boring, it’s time to fasten your seat belts.
Steelers linebacker James Harrison doesn’t appreciate the league’s decisions to fine him for hits that Harrison insists were legal, and Harrison likewise doesn’t appreciate the league’s efforts to expand the rules in a way that could get him fined even more.  The focal point of his frustration is Commissioner Roger Goodell, and Harrison has unloaded on the man in charge of the game as part of a new interview with Men’s Journal magazine.

“If that man was on fire and I had to piss to put him out, I wouldn’t do it,” Harrison said, per the Associated Press.  “I hate him and will never respect him.”

Harrison also called Goodell a “crook” and a “devil” and a “puppet” and a “dictator.”   Harrison also described Goodell with the use of what the AP calls an “anti-gay slur,” a clumsy articulation of what most people describe simply as a “gay slur.”  (Unless there’s a new slur that is used to describe folks who don’t like gay people. . . .  Maybe Harrison called Goodell “Michele Bachmann.”)

Does James Harrison ever quit running his dicksucker? This guy does not shut up about anything and loves taking shots at the league. Typical bullshit from the Steelers though, kind of just have come to expect this piece of classlessness out of that organization. Whether it be the whole team juicing in the '70's, their quarterback raping chicks, or Harrison running his mouth, the whole organization is classless from top to bottom. I can't wait for the Iron Fist of Goodell to come raining down on Harrison for this shit. I love Goodell and how he just pwns the Players Association whenever they step out of line. DUI? Boom, sit out 4 games. Accused of molesting a chick? See ya in 6 weeks. Murdered dogs? How bout you sit the next couple seasons out Mr. Vick. Sexted dick pics to team employees? Nothing to see here people, keep doing you Brett.

He needs to drop DeMaurice Smith and give him a People's Elbow or something though and get his lockout over with so we can move on from baseball and start to talk about a sport that is actually entertaining. And because if this NFL season is cancelled and I can't defend my fantasy football title then I am just going to lose it. The only downside is that the start of the season also means the start of 17 weeks of torture from Mike Brown and family.