PORTSMOUTH — Unhappy that a Lafayette Road car dealer wouldn't take back the van he bought on Monday, David Cross drove "the lemon" back after the dealer closed on Tuesday and crashed it into six cars parked on the lot for sale.
"I hit the first $25,000 car I could see," Cross told the Herald. "I didn't hit a car under $20,000. Then I moved a van that they wouldn't come down on the price for. I moved it with the lemon they sold me. I just held it to the floor until I couldn't move it anymore. I took out seven vehicles, including my own."
"I hit the first $25,000 car I could see," Cross told the Herald. "I didn't hit a car under $20,000. Then I moved a van that they wouldn't come down on the price for. I moved it with the lemon they sold me. I just held it to the floor until I couldn't move it anymore. I took out seven vehicles, including my own."
"I was pretty crazy last night," he said. "I woke up this morning and wondered if it was a dream, but then I looked over and there's my bail papers."
Gotta respect this guys game. Gets all pissed off they won't take back his piece of shit van and he goes on a rampage. Mad props bro. That wasn't a dream either, you went Johnny Drama all over the parking lot to the tune of 6 felony counts for criminal mischief. Gotta love how brutally honest my man David Cross is being in this article too. "I didn't hit a car under $20,000," no shit, he knew what the fuck he was doing.
The problem is he let his wife go to the dealership by herself and purchase the car. You let a chick go buy a car and there's going to be shit wrong with it 1000 out of 1000 times. He's lucky the fucking thing had 4 tires and a steering wheel. Guarantee when she came walking onto the car lot the fucking salesman started pre coming all over himself knowing he was about to rip her ass off. Dude probably went and bought a Mayback with his commission check from this chick. Check the CarFax next time you bitch and spare your husband the mugshot.
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