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Friday, July 1, 2011

Crosstown Shootout Date Set


CINCINNATI - In addition to the Big East schedule, UC will play at Georgia in the Big East/SEC Challenge on Dec. 2. The Bearcats will also play non-league road games at Xavier (Dec. 10) and Wright State (Dec. 1) in addition to home games vs. Miami (Nov. 29) and Marshall (Nov. 25) and a game at U.S. Bank Arena vs. Oklahoma (Dec. 29).

I cannot think of a team that I hate more than Eggsavier, so the Crosstown Shootout ranks as one of my favorite sporting events. There's just something rewarding about beating up on your little brother that makes me feel good. Sure, Eggsavier may have become a legitimate program the past couple of years and beat the Bearcats in that time, but that was only because that pretentious bitch Nancys Zimpher ruined UC's program for half of a decade with how she handled the Bobs Huggin situation. But now Cronin is in control, leading this team to the tournament, and back to beating up on poor little Eggsavier.

The only bad part about this is that once UC embarasses X in their home arena, UC will go play in the Big East and go something like 11-7 in conference and hover around the Top 25 the rest of the year. Then X will go play in literally one of the worst conferences in America and beat up on the likes of LaSalle, Dayton, and Fordham and everyone will talk about how great that little school on the East Side of Cincinnati is. Meanwhile I'll just sit back and remember Yancys Gate teabagging the shit out of Kennys Frease as he throws one down.

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