This video hits home for two reasons. Somehow I think this kid outdid my boy RBG when he pissed himself at the Paris casino in Vegas and had to walk across the entire floor to get to his elevator. At least he still had his teeth when he stumbled back wearing jeans and the top half of his suit looking like an asshole.

Secondly, we've all been in this kids position. So drunk you can't function or hold anything inside your body, and regardless of what age you are all you want to see is your mom. One time a cop rolled up on me when I had my pants around my ankles, on all fours, puking my guts out in a parking lot after a field party. He called my parents who were 3 hours away at the time, then told me he was thinking about taking me to jail. I begged him to take me in, even said, "take me then I don't give a fuck" which no doubt sounded like Helen Keller reciting the Pledge of Allegiance to him, knowing that if he took me to jail my mom would have to come get me. My brother was sitting in his car 7 feet away ready to take me home but I didn't give a fuck, wanted to stumble into the drunk tank with a bullseye on my mouth and ass with the hope of seeing my mom. The guy had obviously been in my position because he let me go, knowing I would spend the next 6 hours pissing on myself and crying for mama dukes. Still pissed at that cop.