Paducah, KY- The McCracken County Sheriff's Department investigated the case and issued a warrant for the 28-year-old's arrest on July 18. Authorities reportedly took Johnson into custody the following morning.
This isn't the first time the suspect has been accused of improper relations with a horse, according to KFVS 12.
In fact, Johnson was hit with the same charges in 2002 for a previous incident at Carson Park, the station notes.
Getting arrested for knockin' horse shoes twice ain't something to write home about. But let's hold judgement until Nathans Johnstone has his day in court. What if this fucking slut of a horse was making sexual advances and Nathan here just folded and sucombed to the pressure? Have you ever had a 7 ft, 1200 pound behemonth with a gadget the size of traffic cone trying to take you to pound town? Whatever happened to presumed innocent until proven guilty? Isn't that the shit this country was based upon? Like I'm pretty sure when the Founding Fathers drafted the constitution there was something in there that says if you get caught fucking a horse lets not assume guilt until the dude has his day in court. Nathan will get his day.
P.S. Literally trying to think of how having sex with a horse works is baffling me right now. Like, how the fuck do the logistics in this scenario work? Positions and all kinds of sick shit is going through my head trying to work this out in my head.
This isn't the first time the suspect has been accused of improper relations with a horse, according to KFVS 12.
In fact, Johnson was hit with the same charges in 2002 for a previous incident at Carson Park, the station notes.
Getting arrested for knockin' horse shoes twice ain't something to write home about. But let's hold judgement until Nathans Johnstone has his day in court. What if this fucking slut of a horse was making sexual advances and Nathan here just folded and sucombed to the pressure? Have you ever had a 7 ft, 1200 pound behemonth with a gadget the size of traffic cone trying to take you to pound town? Whatever happened to presumed innocent until proven guilty? Isn't that the shit this country was based upon? Like I'm pretty sure when the Founding Fathers drafted the constitution there was something in there that says if you get caught fucking a horse lets not assume guilt until the dude has his day in court. Nathan will get his day.
P.S. Literally trying to think of how having sex with a horse works is baffling me right now. Like, how the fuck do the logistics in this scenario work? Positions and all kinds of sick shit is going through my head trying to work this out in my head.
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