(CNN) -- Maybe the cash-strapped U.S. government should start selling iPads.
According to the latest statement from the U.S. Treasury, the government had an operating cash balance Wednesday of $73.8 billion. That's still a lot of money, but it's less than what Steve Jobs has lying around.
Tech juggernaut Apple had a whopping $76.2 billion in cash and marketable securities at the end of June, according to its last earnings report. Unlike the U.S. government, which is scrambling to avoid defaulting on its debt, Apple takes in more money than it spends.
According to the latest statement from the U.S. Treasury, the government had an operating cash balance Wednesday of $73.8 billion. That's still a lot of money, but it's less than what Steve Jobs has lying around.
Tech juggernaut Apple had a whopping $76.2 billion in cash and marketable securities at the end of June, according to its last earnings report. Unlike the U.S. government, which is scrambling to avoid defaulting on its debt, Apple takes in more money than it spends.
Steve Jobs has more money than America, literally more fucking money than America. Yeah I know he makes awesome phones, computers, ipods blah blah blah, but anybody that has more money than the United States is a fucking dickhead. What could you possibly do with all that money? I literally buy off brand everything so I can put fucking gas in my car, and this guy is walking around town with more money than the best country in the fucking world just laughing his dick off all the way to his stack of $76.2 billion.
Pretty sure this goes to show how many hippies we have in this country. They'll buy anything "i" just because it's like a right of passage for hippies. Next thing you know they'll be fucking medical procedures called iVasectomy and iTommysJohn and shit and I guarantee you every blunt smoking hippie in America will do it for shits and gigs.
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