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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Tiger Just Laying in the Weeds

While most everything that involves Tiger Woods is news, this one shouldn't be that much of a shocker. Team Tiger announced on its website Wednesday that Steve Williams will no longer be working with Woods as a caddie, ending a 12-year relationship that saw the two rack up 13 of Tiger's 14 major championships.

Here is the official statement from Tiger's website: "I want to express my deepest gratitude to Stevie for all his help, but I think it's time for a change," Woods said. "Stevie is an outstanding caddie and a friend and has been instrumental in many of my accomplishments. I wish him great success in the future."

While it might be a big change, it isn't exactly surprising. Williams has been working with Adam Scottsince Tiger has been injured, and the two seem to have a good chemistry together. Along with that, it seems that anything and everything that Woods can change to get him on a different path with his golf game would be a smart move, and although some suggested this back in 2009, it finally came Wednesday.

Williams posted an update on his website, saying, "After 13 years of loyal service needless to say this came as a shock. Given the circumstances of the past 18 months working through Tiger's scandal, a new coach and with it a major swing change and Tiger battling through injuries I am very disappointed to end our very successful partnership at this time. I have had the opportunity to work of late for Australian Adam Scott and will now caddy for him on a permanent basis."


I love how Tiger is setting this thing up. Everyone thinks Tiger is done, and he's doing everything in his power to convince people they are right. When the scandal first broke I admit I was hating on Tiger, but only because of the way he was handling it. I wanted him to come out and say "yea I fucked a bunch of white bitches, that's what you do when you rake in hundreds of millions of dollars every year. Straight cash homey." Then he started to grow on me again, because everyone in the media felt like they and the public deserved answers for why he was pounding broads everywhere he went. And guess what? Tiger didn't give them shit, just hit them with a "next question" after "next question." Didn't give a fuck about what the public thought about him. Now I'm starting to think this is what he wanted all along. Now he's changing his swing, sitting out majors, firing his caddie, just leading everyone into his trap. Go ahead and count him out, I'll be here laughing my dick off when he cruises to his 30th major victory with Bibi Jones, Tori Black, and Asa Akira waiting for him on the 18th green, just rubbing his Blasian cock in everyones face. You don't test jungle cats, everyone knows that.

P.S. Am I the only blogger left on this site? I doubt the readers mind considering I've was voted everyones favorite by everyone at the pool Saturday but I can't do everything around here.

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