This little bitch is such a rookie it's not even funny. Everybody knows the key to setting speed records on a slip-n-slide comes down to soap. I'm talking multiple gallons of Dawn and reaplying that shit after ever 4-6 slips. If you want to burn the skin of your knees and break your fucking nose you'll do what this chick does and rely on the poorly constructed water holes that are built in. Not to mention, is she even on a hill? You're not going anywhere with this half-assed attempt at a slip-n-slide, just a disgrace to all of us out there that put the time in years ago so your dumb ass could do this shit right. You think you're smarter than me? Well you're not bitch so go get your nose popped back into place and get some Dawn.
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