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Friday, July 29, 2011

I'm all Boned up Vol 1

I know I'm a little late on this one since the Royal Mistake was like months ago nigga, but I just can't seem to shake this girl from position A *. This girl has everything I look for in a woman, starting with the most important: money, hotter than fuck, likes to party naked with a bottle of liquor in her hand, and her name just straight makes me sweat. There's no doubt I'm pulling a George Foreman and naming all my daughters Pippa I, Pippa II, Pippa III, and so on. All your son's/daughter's will thank me later.

In my wet dreams I always picture her as the sweetest girl of all time, a v card carrying member of the no pussy till married club, hell I bet she hasen't even seen a D before. But I know better, I've seen the pictures and heard the rumors, this girl likes to get down...A ski trip in the French Alps, nope just another Saturday night dual handy making Lindsey Vonn look like Sonny Bono. And if that doesn't turn you on go ahead and turn your dick in because you're fucking out.

*Position A is the girl/dude(for chicks and sundance)that you first think about when you close your eyes right before you take yourself to pleasure's paradise.

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