BEIJING — A two-year-old Chinese girl left unattended fell 10 stories from her family's apartment window and survived after being caught by a woman passing by, state media reported Sunday.
The toddler was in critical condition Sunday with internal bleeding and other unspecified injuries while the woman who saved her suffered a broken arm, China Central Television and the Xinhua News Agency said
Someone get Walt Jocketty on the phone and sign Wang here up for a minor league contract, stat! Catching a baby from 10 stories up is no fucking minor feat. I'm no math and science guy but I'd imagine that baby is dropping at terminals velocity which is like 300mph or some shit, and this chick snags her like a can of fucking corn. If she's a switch hitter she'll be making 7 figures in no time. Not only do they pump out Sony's and Panosonics and BluRays, or the fact that we owe them a hundred bagillion dollars, they gotta go show off and catch babies dropping from 10 fucking stories. Not a chance in hell I could pull that off.
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