Is this broad serious with that get up on her business card? This business card was in my mail at my office today with this cougar (see what I did there) draped in the god damn skin of a jungle cat. That shit is a full-on leopard skin pantsuit and she goes and throws that picture on her damn business card trying to sell people some houses. For a minute there I thought I was on the strip in Las Vegas and little Mexicans were handing me a hooker trading card while I was on my way to blow a couple thousand bucks at Planets Hollyswood. Seriously, this card makes me want to buy many things from this chick, and a new home is not on that list.
So while it's all good that your husband let you out of the kitchen and allowed you to take a break from your chores sweetheart, next time leave the big boy jobs like selling houses to the men. You ever think you'd see any respectable realto rocking a leopard skin suit? No way. Maybe a Superman suit, but never a leopard skin suit. He's got a little more class than that.
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