GLENDALE, Calif. — A 63-year-old California man was recovering in the hospital on Tuesday after trying to fix a hernia in his stomach with a six-inch butter knife, police said.
The man's wife called police to say her husband was sick and tired of waiting to get surgery for his rupture and decided to take matters into his own hands on Sunday evening, Glendale Police Sgt. Tom Lorenz told msnbc.com.
While waiting for paramedics, the sergeant said, the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound.
God Damn I am such a pussy and it's not even funny. You cant make this shit up. I totally feel this guy though. I've been to the hospital to get stitches and shit and it's literally the worst experience of my life. I'd put it up there with going down on Rosie O'Donnell and swimming with Jaws. It's right in there somewhere. You gotta wait like 6 hours to get your fucking blood pressure taken and by that point your wound is all healed. Not to mention you have to take out a second mortgage to pay them to stick a wooden stick in your mouth to check your throat. This dude said fuck all that noise and impailed himself with a butter knife and fixed that shit himself. Fucking cauterizing that shit with a smoke like he's done it a million times.
The man's wife called police to say her husband was sick and tired of waiting to get surgery for his rupture and decided to take matters into his own hands on Sunday evening, Glendale Police Sgt. Tom Lorenz told msnbc.com.
While waiting for paramedics, the sergeant said, the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound.
God Damn I am such a pussy and it's not even funny. You cant make this shit up. I totally feel this guy though. I've been to the hospital to get stitches and shit and it's literally the worst experience of my life. I'd put it up there with going down on Rosie O'Donnell and swimming with Jaws. It's right in there somewhere. You gotta wait like 6 hours to get your fucking blood pressure taken and by that point your wound is all healed. Not to mention you have to take out a second mortgage to pay them to stick a wooden stick in your mouth to check your throat. This dude said fuck all that noise and impailed himself with a butter knife and fixed that shit himself. Fucking cauterizing that shit with a smoke like he's done it a million times.
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