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Friday, July 29, 2011

Wisconsin City Council Member Goes on 3 Day Drinking Binge




SHEBOYGAN - Sheboygan City Council members will meet in closed session late Wednesday to discuss the recent alcohol relapse of the city's mayor.

Bob Ryan downplayed his weekend relapse as a minor setback and said he had a couple of drinks at bars in Elkhart Lake.

Ryan says "it's not that big of a deal."

Ryan is an admitted alcoholic who a year ago said he was seeking treatment.

Witnesses say Ryan was rude and obnoxious and was making sexually explicit comments to employees and patrons at the Brown Baer Sunday night while drinking whiskey.




So every news outlet in America is ready to hang this guy like he committed treason or some shit because he went on a 3 day drinking spree. Unless you're some fucking stiff, a 3 day drinking binge is pretty much par for the course. I'm certainly not one to judge, pretty sure making sexual explicit comments and whiskey go hand in hand like peas and carrots. Can't a guy just go to Elkhart Lake and pound some whiskey while word raping chicks in peace? What's America coming too. He's on city council bro, he's not the fucking Dalai Lama you dick heads.

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