Kid Thinks He's Indestructible, not Lucky



Cincinnat.com -Lucky?

Brennan Eden doesn't describe himself that way, even after surviving a horrific crash last August in which his car went airborne at 100 mph and exploded against an Interstate 675 bridge pillar near Dayton.

"If I were really lucky, this would never have happened," said Eden, 20, of Deerfield Township.
Why the 2009 Mason High School graduate didn't incur fatal injuries - and how he's resumed a normal life - will be explained in "The Indestructibles," a National Geographic show on Fox Saturday (9 p.m., Channel 19) and Fox's National Geographic Channel Sunday (10:30 p.m.).

At the center of the show is the amazing Sugarcreek Township Police dashboard video of Eden's 1985 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am going off the road, vaulting 14 feet into the air and disintegrating against the overpass support on Aug. 23.

No, if you wouldn't have fallen asleep at the wheel while doing your best Kyles Busch impersonation, this never would have happened. Bro, your car looks like someone blew it the fuck up with Cs4 and you don't think you were lucky? Shit dude, I had a friend get run over in a driveway with a car going like 3 miles an hour one time and I thought he was lucky for only needing stitches on his leg and elbow. Even though the son of a bitch did spill blood all over my driveway and never cleaned it up, I still felt pretty bad for the him.

Brennans Eden is lucky he didn't explode like one of those fucking crash test dummy toys that I used to have when I was a kid. Those toys were dope, too. Used to set up ramps and shit and crash those cars right into brick walls making everything explode. Kind of looked just like this bro's car when he hit that fucking pillar. If your car hits something so hard that it disentegrates and you walk away with just a couple of brokens legs, then I got news for you: You are the luckiest prick on the face of the Earth and need to go buy a lottery ticket. Not only did you somehow survive this shit, but now you have a fail proof story to tell broads at the bar that is 150% certain to have them riding the midnight trip to pound town. I'd have that video keyed up and ready to go every time I walked into a group of smokes, just ready to beat 'em off with a stick if I was Breenans Eden.