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Friday, July 15, 2011

Rock and Roll....DEAD

I just can't take it. I can't, a bunch of no talent ass clowns out there. I don't even know what I'm listening to anymore. What the fuck did we do to deserve this bullshit? You mean to tell me I can't get a God damn rock and roll band anymore? You are going to sit there and stare me right in the face and tell me the best you can do is Justin fucking Bieber? He doesn't even deserve an s behind his name. So you are going to sit there with that shit eating grin on your face and offer up Lady Gaga? You know what your doing right now? You are fucking a stranger in the ass. Sans lube, full penny and not even a thank you after.

I want my rock and roll and I wanted it fucking yesterday. I just don't know what I'm going to do if I have to listen to Katie Perry sing about how how much she bled last month. Don't offer me that Barenaked Ladies pussy shit, and don't you even try to pass off Kings of Leon on me, I already think about killing myself on the reg thank you. I want some hardcore rock and roll that will make your face melt faster than the lost arc of Indiana Jones fame. I want my sex, I want my drugs and fuck yes I want my rock and roll. Give me my AC/DC its the least you can do after you graced our presence with Hanson.

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