The sites very own Sundance Kid will be heading east on his journey to conquer broads from a different country. Actually he'll be trying to dodge horns from piercing his asshole so far they'd make Andy Dick blush. He'll be running with the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain next week. An 823 meter run that makes Andy Dufresne's crawl through shit seem like a date with Kate Upton. But we don't want to dwell on the negatives, like how dozens of people have died and thousands of people have been gored, pierced, poked, broken, shattered, raped and fucked by these bulls over the years. So lets all wish him good luck as he makes his journey. Godspeed.
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