Praise The Lord

Not only did the US women lose the championship game, but they pissed the game down their legs. And no one in this country is happier about it than this guy. As if Sportscenter isn't bad enough these days, can you imagine having to watch a bunch of fake athletes celebrating winning a fake sport like soccer? It's bad enough we gotta sit through hours of talk about the lockout where they keep repeating themselves over and over again. (Ed Werder and Rachael Nichols are the worst human beings on Earth) The only thing better than watching them lose that shootout was watching grown men on the evening news wearing soccer shirts reacting to the loss. I was watching the news by myself and I was howling that shit was so funny. Great day to be an American, a real American that only supports American sports. Can't wait to see who bounces the men next year.