Getting Blacked Out isn't Because You Drank a Shit Load of Booze?

MSNBC- If your friend gets sloshed at a party, then swirls her clothing in the air while wildly dancing atop a table and swears not remembering it, don’t blame it on the alcohol. Blame it on the brain receptors.

Neuroscientists at Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis have identified brain cells and function that allow extremely intoxicated people to perform complex tasks such as dancing, debating or even driving home without having any recollection of it the next day.

Is there a better article to read on Friday afternoon right before you head out for a blackout? "Damn dude, what the fuck happened last night?" I don't know man, my God damn brain receptors must have been acting up again. This shit is the tits. Here all this time I thought blackouts were from the copious amounts of alcohol the normal person consumes on a given weekend night. But no, this chick Kimberly Hayes Taylor comes along with the bombshell of all science studies. If that isn't the biggest built in excuse to go out this weekend and get as dark as possible I don't know what is. You all need to print this article out and put in your wallet so when you wake up in the drunk tank with puke on your shirt and piss in your pants, just hand it to the cop and say "Sorry man, science is science."

If I would have known this shit 10 years ago it would have been game on. Mom, sorry about that puke in the mulch, my brain receptors are fucked up. Ohh my bad, my brain receptors are fucked up or I never would have thrown empty liquor bottles from our 2nd floor balcony at the train passing by. Are you sure I stole a chair from Tolly Ho and said I needed an extra seat for a poker game at 2:30am? Sorry Mr. Officer I have inadequate brain receptors, gotta get that shit taken care of.

P.S. That 2nd paragraph is 100% true.

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