(CNN) -- The toilet is broken -- and not because it won't flush.
This unsightly piece of technology, which everyone uses but no one seems to think much about, is in desperate need of an overhaul, according to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, which launched a challenge to "reinvent the toilet."
The foundation announced $41.5 million worth of grants on Tuesday aimed at getting someone to reengineer the flushing porcelain pot, which has been in use since the 1700s.
For real Bill Gates? I know your fortune makes Oprah literally want to kill herself, but giving $41.5 million to reengineer the fucking toilet? Pretty sure they tried that shit when they came up with padded seat cushions, but that was an absolute disaster. Your ass would start sweating and shit which made wiping a chore, next thing you know your poking through and having to clean out your finger nails, it just wasn't a good look. Next to the pencil top eraser the toilet is literally the most basic thing in the world. Do your duty, flush the shit and be on with your day. We're not reinventing the wheel here Bill, it's a fucking toilet. I've got student loans that could use some reengineering in the form of being paid off for fucks sake, leave the shitter alone.
This unsightly piece of technology, which everyone uses but no one seems to think much about, is in desperate need of an overhaul, according to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, which launched a challenge to "reinvent the toilet."
The foundation announced $41.5 million worth of grants on Tuesday aimed at getting someone to reengineer the flushing porcelain pot, which has been in use since the 1700s.
For real Bill Gates? I know your fortune makes Oprah literally want to kill herself, but giving $41.5 million to reengineer the fucking toilet? Pretty sure they tried that shit when they came up with padded seat cushions, but that was an absolute disaster. Your ass would start sweating and shit which made wiping a chore, next thing you know your poking through and having to clean out your finger nails, it just wasn't a good look. Next to the pencil top eraser the toilet is literally the most basic thing in the world. Do your duty, flush the shit and be on with your day. We're not reinventing the wheel here Bill, it's a fucking toilet. I've got student loans that could use some reengineering in the form of being paid off for fucks sake, leave the shitter alone.
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