Would This Shit Fly on American Television?

See this is the type of thing that makes me hate living in this country at times. You think this shit would fly on American television? No fucking way. Everyone in this country is so fucking uptight about everything, the FCC and PETA would have had a heart attack if this was on an American show. The hosts would probably be fired. And how do you think the Australian's day went after this? I'm pretty sure their day was fucking awesome because that shit was hilarious and that was only the morning news. I was just in Spain for the running with the bulls, and after the bulls ran past, a guy pulled his pants down and took a shit in the middle of the street 8 feet away from a cop with probably a hundred people watching. Guess what? Cop didn't give a hot fuck. We have so many groups of people in this country waiting to pounce on somebody for saying or doing something offensive, it's hard to enjoy yourself over here. Ask James Harrison or Kobe Bryant. They clearly said "Phaggot" and not "Faggot", get off their backs. I wish there were more people like Charlie Sheen and Dennis Rodman in this country, people that aren't afraid to say and act how the really want to just because celebrities are held to different standard.

P.S. Sorry for the rant not sure if that was funny or not, in lighter news I drilled a pigeon in France with a 10,000 pound Mercedes van. Don't tell Pam Anderson, although that would give me an opportunity to meet her, and yes she would still get it.