Man Arrested at His Own Wedding

John Twombly didn't exactly get what he expected on his wedding night.
What he did receive was a night in jail and a mug shot.
Twombly, 31, allegedly became enraged at the wedding reception after he felt one of the groomsmen was dancing inappropriately with his bride, Khamla. According to a police report obtained by the The Des Moines Register the man seemed "very intoxicated" when police arrived at his wedding on Saturday.

Documents say Twombly approached and pushed Cullen so hard that Cullen lost his balance and knocked over a ceramic column near where an off-duty police officer was sitting on a stool.

Well, you know what Kramer said. "Marriage is a man made prison." Johnny Twombly was just trying to get a head start on his prison sentence, trying to knock out his time as fast as he could. Seriously though, good pick on your groomsmen here. You've got to have a better vetting process than that Twombly and explain the duties of a groomsman clearly because I'm pretty sure grinding your johnstone all over the bride is not part of the essential duties of a groomsman.. You've got to perform background checks and shit and make sure none of your groomsman have some secret crush on your chick. Because the absolute worst thing that could happen at your wedding would be your best man taking your new ball and chain to pound town in the middle of the electric slide. Hate to rub salt in an open wound, but you kind of asked for this to happen Twombly.