Old People Being Old People

20 feet? How about a hundred? Seriously is there anyone in this world worse than old people? They smell bad, they're rude, they dumber than fuck but don't tell them that. My sister had the idea awhile ago to line up all the old people in the world and push them into a lake. Now mind you she's one of the dumbest people in the world, but that's genius. Can you imagine how fast you could get to work with no old people? Plus we would all get shit tons on inheritance checks. "I'm 23 years old!" I don't doubt it, 23 is older than fuck, no one in their right mind wants to bang a broad that old. At least lie and say you're 21. Love how she throws in that she's peeing herself at the end, like yea we know you 23 year old slut, you've smelled like urine ever since you turned 22. If this broad wasn't given the gas chamber immediately after this I have no faith left in our legal system.