RV Trip to Kentuckys Speedway

Sparta- Joe Watkins of Taylorsville cuts the grass outside his trailer in Ponderosa Campground at the Kentucky Speedway in Sparta. "The quicker I get it done, the quicker i can have a cold beer," he said. / The Enquirer/Patrick Reddy

Amen Joe. Amen.

So with the Quaker State 400 making left turns all the way to Sparta, your boy Catsby will be Johnny on the spot all weekend. I went to Sams last night to get everything that we'd need, since we're going down tomorrow afternoon and staying until Sunday. We ended up spending over $250 on food. 7 dudes, 1 RV, 1 tent, 22 cases of beer, and $250 in food. Sounds like the biggest fucking American hillbilly sausage fest in the world. After 4th of July weekend my Redness is on point and I'm ready to do work this weekend. Tank top, jorts, beer, cigs, food, porn playing cards, Mark Martin American flag 5 shirt, what the else could I possibly need?

We're staying in the infield where there are over 600 RV parking spaces, 10 pple max per RV, and that's a whole lotta hillbillys and even fewer teeth. I'm hoping to get some great pictures that I'll for sure be twatting all weekend. Wish your boy luck, and cheer on my boy Marks Martin.