You're telling me that I can get $4,600 trade-in on a kid now a days? Shit man I just traded in Tiger Woods 2011 and only got like $30 for that thing at GameStop. Li Lung found him a pretty sweet hole in the system here, just popping out kids and racking up games and XBox Live points like it ain't no thing. These Chinese know what they're doing though. Got a spare kidney just clogging up valuable stomach space? Trade that shit straight up for an iPad. Virginity just hanging over you like a dark cloud? Swipe that v-card for an iPhone. Couple of spare kids annoying the shit out of you? Boom, $9,700 straight to feed my video game addiction.
P.S. I 100% believe these two when they say they didn't know that it was illegal to do this. China is a fucked up place man. I thought trading your kids on the open black market was encouraged over there. Shit, they kill your kids for you if your wife pops out one too many chicks.
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