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Thursday, July 28, 2011

This Thing Just Got Charged With His 5th DUI



Two Rivers, WI- Cory Smits, 29, was convicted on July 7 for his latest offense, which occurred on Feb. 12, the paper said. Cops said that Smits had a blood alcohol level of .29. They blasted him with pepper-spray to control him after he repeatedly hit his head against the police car's back seat.

The judge who handled Smits' trial took away his license for three years, ordered him to maintain total sobriety and to submit to regular urine tests, among other punishments, the newspaper said.


I'm not even joking when I say I don't know what the fuck this thing is. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this dude has never pumped anybody in his life, if I'm wrong it's because he's raped somebody. Dude looks like a gremlin and I can't even stand it. Thinning hair like a boss. Face tats for days, this dude has no fucking chance.


I have no idea what any of those tattoos are supposed to be. The half assed spider web on his neck doesn't seem to go too well with the fucking dolphins flying over his eye brows. I'm not even mad at the 5 DUI's Chris Smits has, everybody has bad days, his just turn into DUI's.

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