If this kid isn't the definition of a Spaulding (or whatever the hell the soccer equivalent of Spaulding is) ball tester is then I need to go back and get a couple more lessons from Kenny Shields. This little ball hog didn't pass the ball but one time. And the time he did pass it, he immediately called for the ball back. Kid looked like the God damn Fresh Prince playing for Bel Air Academy out there with the amount of times he passed it. Did he even score a goal in this video? Yeah, you may be all high and mighty running around with kids your height, but I dare you to bring that weak sauce at me when I'm playing right back. Shit, he can't be more than 4 feet tall.
If he tried to pull some of those bullshit moves on me I'd rip him so fast his head would spin. You don't rack up like 60 career starts for There's No I In Beer Futbol Club like your boy RBG here did without picking up a thing or two about the pitch. And one thing I did pick up is that no 7 yeard old 4 foot tall kid that never passes the ball is that impressive.
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