Haves vs Have Nots

China has opened up a new bridge that is the length of a marathon race -- 26.3 miles long.
It is 2.3 miles linger than the previous longest span in the world, the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway in Louisiana.
The $2.3 billion bridge will save motorists 20 to 30 minutes on their driving time between Qingdao and Huangdao, according to an NPR report.
The bridge is supported by more than 5,000 pillars was built in four years, according to an AP report.
It could actually span the English Channel at it narrowest point, says NPR.

I learned early on in life the world is made up of two types of people: the haves and have nots, the conservatives and the libs, the northsiders and the southsiders/midtowners, and lastly the cake eaters and every other high school in greater Cincinnati. That's why when I read the article above I was really worried whether or not the USA was going to be on the right side of this conversation.
I know the yellow man will tell you they have the biggest bridge in the world, some of the tallest buildings in the world and pretty much own half of the United States, but Americans have something no Chinaman can build.
When I got out of the shower today and caught a glimpse of my well below average, to below average sperm thrower, I thought to myself I'd be like Ron Jeremy to those hello kitty freak shows in Hong Kong. I'd be beating off slanted puss like Godzilla swatting helicopters, it'd be a fucking international incident.
Furthermore, I'm almost positive as long as Greg Oden and his tree root are still riding the pine in Portland and not playing for the Beijing Commies we pretty much have this conversation locked up. I mean when Greg Oden is ready to release the flood gates I bet he makes hurricane Katrina look like an April fucking shower. There is no doubt when the black bulldozer gets done redecorating broads houses they go from having a one bedroom flat to a four bedroom Victorian. He makes that doucher from extreme Home Makeover look like Bob Villa from the Home and Garden Network.
So keep building your bullshit bridges and buildings in hopes to boost your self image, but always remember every time you get out of the shower you will always be second best.

PS I am definitely seriously not gay, I just appreciate a big black dick when I see one.