Pussy Kid at Baseball Game Cries When He Doesn't Get a Ball Thrown to Him

Look bro, it sucks you didn't catch the boll that Rickies Week tossed up into the stands, but that doesn't mean that it's fair game for you to turn into the Incredible Sulk and cry like a little bitch. That shit is like a game of Jackpot; once the ball is up the air it's a mad scramble to come out on top. You lost this round of Jackpot fair and square. The other kid is bigger and wanted it more, that's it. Instead you start crying and now all of a sudden you get the ball for doing absolutely nothing? Good luck with that attitude the rest of your life. You think the quarterback is going to let you pipe the prom queen just because you start crying? No chance. Walk into an interview and start pissing your pants and throwing a tantrum because you want the job? You're going to get run out of that business in no time. So great job here mom, just teaching your kid that it's alright that your kid can cry and pout and get whatever the fuck he wants.

P.S. I used to dominate the shit out of Jackpot on the playground, just catching the big money balls and spiking it in everyone else's face, too just like this first kid did when he caught the ball. Just doing that old Merton Hanks dance around the playground while all the chicks scoped my shit out. Of course, when I won I didn't go give all of my titles to the freaks and geeks that couldn't sweat my game.