I'm going to take a wild guess here, but sweetheart I'm kind of doubting your not well endowed chest is what's keeping you from having a boyfriend. No, I really think it's the fact that you are batshit crazy and make v-logs broadcasting to the world just how crazy you are. Honestly, if you thought it was hard to get a boyfriend before you posted your little look into how your brain works, good luck with how hard it's going to be after the entire internet sees this video. If you're on the internet huffing and puffing, throwing makeup and water all over yourself, talking about myspace, and sounding like that Gollum thing from the Lord of the Rings, chances are slim to none that any normal guy will be giving your a first class ticket to pound town. This chick could turn out to be an absolute smoke later in life, but will always have this little reminder to any guy who dates her of just what she's capable of. She's definitely got those crazy eyes, too.
The myspace comment might have been enough in itself to make everyone think you're crazy. Who the hell uses myspace anymore besides Timberlake? And get your math shit together, 2 +2 does not equal gonorrhea, 2 +2 = Herpes; everyone knows that.
P.S. she does have some pretty sweet dance moves, I'll give her that.
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