Campers Complain About Underwear Checks

LANCASTER, Ohio -- About 65 children attending summer camp at the Robert K. Fox Family Y were told Tuesday to lower their bathing suits so counselors could visually inspect the suits after feces was found in the swimming pool.
That upset parent Ibrahim Y. Haroon, who said his 9-year-old son came home traumatized. He filed a complaint with the Lancaster police.
Now the Y is investigating what happened and reviewing its policies, Executive Director Mike Lieber said today.
Feces also was found in the pool on Monday and two other times within the last couple of weeks, he said. That could sicken the campers and the counselors in the water with them, he said.

Spare me the fucking sob story about kids being traumatized because counselors were checking swim suits for turds. Your boy RBG would be the first one lining up for this trouser inspection, just trying to prove to everyone that I wasn't the one taking the Browns to the Super Bowl down in the deep end. Let me tell you right now, nothing turns away camper broads faster than the kid that can't control whether or not he shits in the pool. Also, the last thing I want is to be Spaulding fucking Smails snorkling around the shallow end checking out chicks underwater and discover a turtle head floating right in front of my grill piece. That shit will ruin your camping experience 9 times out of 10.