(PEOPLE.com) -- Crystal Harris is moving on from Hugh Hefner, but not without taking a few parting shots at her former fiancé.
Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."
"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."
She adds that they had sex just once.
"He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."
Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."
"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."
She adds that they had sex just once.
"He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."
Not really sure who this bitch thinks she is, pretty sure she's a fucking nobody without Hef's 2 pumps. Honestly what is she expecting? The dude is 85 years old, has banged plenty of chicks hotter than you in his life, and you're the one to call him out for it? Maybe your ass didn't perform, ever think of it that way? You're in Playboy, not a porn star bleaching your asshole like Tabitha Stevens. With the amount of dime pieces he's fucked in his life, he probably took one look at you and decided you werent worth it. The dude set a pretty high bar like 72 years ago, and his dick piece has been raw ever since. I mean that marriage shit was as fake as Crystal Harris' tits, so if you thought he was walking your plastic ass down the aisle you're sorely mistaken.
P.S. Did you really want to see an 85 year old naked? I mean honestly. Dicks are gross and everybody knows that, therefore 85 year old dicks are exponentially gross.
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