Guest Blog: Underground Gays in the Military

THE WASHINGTON TIMES- An underground gay group in the military wants recruiters to reach out to the gay community in the same way they target blacks, Hispanics and women. The Pentagon’s ban on openly gays members is due to be lifted Sept. 20, meaning avowed gay people can sign up, those in the ranks can come out of the closet and the military will no longer discharge personnel because of sexual preference. What is unclear is the number of post-ban policies that might be adopted to meet the demands of gays and ease integration of different sexual identities. The group OutServe, which claims more than 4,000 gay and lesbian military members worldwide, plans a “coming-out party,” of sorts, in Las Vegas in October. The group has invited Defense Department officials to attend an OutServe Armed Forces Leadership Conference and expects hundreds of military personnel to attend.


J.D. Smith, an active-duty Air Force officer who founded OutServe, said the military should think of gays when recruiting. “J.D. Smith” is an alias he uses because the ban is still in effect.
“Absolutely, we endorse the DoD advertising recruiting for the gay community, just as they would any other community,” he said in an email exchange with The Washington Times. “The DoD regularly attends public events to recruit, and we believe they should be at Pride events next year around the country to let the gay community know the opportunities to serve their nation.


Pack your bags, and book your flights, because in October, Vegas is going to be hotter than Elton John’s dick in Ryan Seacrest’s mouth! If Obama didn’t feel like he’s bent America over enough already, he recently lifted the ban of pickle farmers in the military. In October, members of the Defense Department will convene in Vegas to participate in a “Coming Out Party” for the 4,000+ ass bandits (Army) and butthole pirates (Navy) serving worldwide. If Abdul decides to attack America, while our Defense Department is in Vegas playing hide the pickle, and decorating butt cheeks with glitter, I’m going to flip my shit.


Honestly though, outside of the Fag Festival, I really don’t have a problem with it. We should be targeting homos for the military. Fags have been fighting AIDS for decades. If they can beat AIDS, they can beat Mohammad. Plus, they’re good as shit at hiding stuff. Fuck, this one fag I know didn’t tell his dad he loved cock until he was like 25. I can’t keep a secret for 5 minutes, if Mohammad catches my ass, I’m telling him everything I know for a can of dip. If Mohammad catches a queer, the queer thinks to himself, can’t be as bad as the time dad caught me with 3 gerbils in my butthole. At this point, parachuting 20+ dick farmers from an Apache over Iran with dildo’s strapped to the ends of their M-16s, honestly isn’t the worst thing I can think of. Worst case scenario is we have 20 less fags in the world. It’s like my grandpa used to say, “Don’t cry over dead faggots”.


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