United Kingdon- A jilted husband built an electric chair in his garage in an attempt to kill his wife after she shocked him by asking for a divorce.
Andrew Castle, 61, was so furious at the crumbling of his 18 year marriage he planned to rig a metal armchair to the mains - and invited wife Margaret in ''for a chat.''
Castle asked unwitting Margaret to sit in the chair so he could knock her her out with a cosh and throw on the switch.
If your spouse asks you to come to the garage and sit in an electric chair within hours of her asking for a divorce, it's probably not a very good idea. I mean seriously, no chance Margaret was going to fall for that shit. Me on the other hand, I definitely would have fallen for it. I remember back in the day I was the kid that used to test the durability of branches before we'd build our 4 story tree camps. My brother would always be like "Hey Catsby, jump on that branch to make sure it's sturdy enough." Pretty sure he knew every damn time as soon as I jumped on the branch I was destined for a 10-20 foot drop to Earth, racking my nuts on branches and shit on the way down. Every fucking time. I'd show up to dinner with a few pints less of blood and a couple missing digits and my Mom would automatically know my brother had me testing branches again. Shit still hurts.
hahahahaha.... someone had to do it. Since you were like a spider monkey it didn't take much convincing.
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