Shortest Police Chase Ever

As my old friend T-Bone would say, "That there is a squa-doomp-doomp." I'm still laughing my dick off at how lopsided that chase was. This guy was literally 4 miles down the road, probably balls deep in a biker bitch, by the time the cop even turned the car around. Obviously the cop was a female because females are genetically incapable of going in reverse. Love seeing perps come out on top in police chases because they never show the people that get away on those TV shows. Everyone knows cops are fat douchebags that have heard the term "easy out" and "maybe next year" one too many times in life so they join the force in a mission to make everyone else's lives as miserable as theirs. And nothing is more satisfying than seeing someone disregard their "authority" and get away with it scot-free. Fat turd is probably still stuttering in disbelief trying to explain what happened to the chief.