CHICAGO (CBS) – A kidnapping suspect used an unconventional and dangerous method of trying to avoid arrest early Monday – police said he tossed the newborn baby he was holding at two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance.
An officer caught the baby when the suspect threw the infant and the officer then started punching the officer’s partner, sparking a scuffle before he was arrested.
An officer caught the baby when the suspect threw the infant and the officer then started punching the officer’s partner, sparking a scuffle before he was arrested.
I never understood why anybody wants to kidnap a fucking baby. I mean don't these people understand once you have a baby your life is pretty much over. All fun goes out the fucking door. Not too mention there's no chance you have any emotional attachment to some slobber monster that's not even yours. There's a zero percent chance when I have a kid I'll be able to change diapers, I literally throw up at the smell of my own shit, no chance I'll be able to take the smell of baby poop, that shit is literally the worst.
But if I were to kidnap a baby and knew I was about to get caught, bet the bank I go out like this guy. Throw the baby at a cop, beat the shit out of the other one, that's how you fucking go out.
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