L.A. Traffic Officer Fired for Being in Porn Film On Duty

LOS ANGELES (Associated Press) -- A Los Angeles traffic officer was fired for appearing in a pornographic film while on duty more than three years ago.

John Dancler was dismissed Monday for misconduct on the job and engaging in indecent acts that reflected poorly on the city workforce, according to his notice of discharge obtained Thursday by The Associated Press.

The inappropriate acts include "groping the bare breasts, spanking the bare buttocks, and being straddled by an adult video actress in public," the notice said.


You can't fucking tell me you read that last sentence with a straight face. I've literally read it 17 times and laugh harder every time. I love how proper that shit is, "groping bare breasts, spanking bare buttocks" God damn that is cracking my shit up. I am not in the least bit offended by this either. You know what the worst job in the world is? It's a fucking traffic officer in charge of writing parking tickets and shit. John Dancler knows that too. He's doing his civic duty for all of us out there by banging porn stars on duty instead of writing tickets. Keep doing your thing John, don't let the Man stop you.