Oklahoma- Some guys will do anything for a little attention from the opposite sex.
Take Mark Anthony Richardson Jr. for example. An Oklahoma judge sentenced him to three years in prison for his ruse in which he wore diapers and faked being autistic to get babysitters to take care of him, the Oklahoman reported.
Take Mark Anthony Richardson Jr. for example. An Oklahoma judge sentenced him to three years in prison for his ruse in which he wore diapers and faked being autistic to get babysitters to take care of him, the Oklahoman reported.
The 21-year-old Richardson must register as a sex offender, because he grabbed the breast of the 18-year-old daughter of one of the two nannies he conned, the Oklahoman said.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Look I'm not trying to hate on Mark Anthony Richardson Jr. here for trying to hook up with the babysitter, everybody knows that porn script is outdated anyway, but I'm not sure I'm feeling the diaper move. Just can't possibly imagine that any chick is going to get all excited over cleaning out a pile of brownies from your Depends. Just doesn't work that way. Bro your 21, I mean you're no 10, nobody is denying that, but I've seen some of the shit walking the streets of Newport and I gotta believe there's a broad out there that wants a piece of you sans diaper. Much fucking better than looking like Beavis and being a registered sex offender at 21 for the rest of your life.
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