If my wedding reception doesn't end up like this I'm going to be so fucking pissed it's not even funny. This has got to be craziest shit I've ever seen. Groom going 2 for 2 on the taser is cracking my shit up. The whale bride wearing the Chuck Taylors just gets the hell outta dodge and heads back to the wedding cake, meanwhile her whole family is getting there salads tossed by fucking rottweilers, tasers and pepper spray. I'm all about sticking up for family members, but nothings worse than taking 50,000 volts x2 to the sternum because your redneck bro is being a blacked out dipshit. You bet your ass if that's Toby out there getting shot in the asshole by a taser I'm going to be at bar taking another Natty Ice to the face laughing my absolute dick off. Everybody knows when redneck wedding receptions hit the fan it's every man for themselves.
P.S. Doesn't it look like this is all taking place mid afternoon? This fucking reception must have started at sunrise.
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