New York Asshole Taunts Cops to Catch Him On Facebook.. Of Course They Caught Him

AP] — A fugitive from upstate New York who taunted police on his Facebook page to `catch me if you can. I'm in Brooklyn' has been arrested.

The Daily News says U.S. marshals and NYPD detectives tracked Victor Burgos down to an apartment in Brooklyn's Bedford-Stuyvesant neighborhood Monday night, sitting at his computer with his Facebook page open.

The 29-year-old suspect was wanted by Utica police on multiple arrest warrants for domestic violence and harassment of his former girlfriend.

I literally laughed my dick off when I first read this shit. Just taunting the police like you've got this hiding spot to write home about. If fucking Frank Abignale Jr. (google it) got caught, there's no way this fat mess of a dude was getting off the hook. Pretty sure if you're going to dare the Po Po to come find you, you shouldn't be sitting in your own fucking apartment on your laptop signed into your facebook page. It's 2011 bro, it's not exactly ground breaking science that they can trace your sorry ass to your own apartment.

Reminds me back in the day when your boy here used to just dominate the neighborhood in manhunt. People would be walking around me as I'd be whistling and shit trying to give away my position, but they were too fucking stupid to find me. Shit got old after a while and I'd just walk out in the middle of the street do a couple jumping jacks and onto the next position. I killed that shit.