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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

13 Year Old Boy Files Lawsuit After Blowing Up His Face



MOORHEAD – The family of a 13-year-old boy badly burned in an explosion last April after he poured gasoline on a lit barbecue grill has filed a lawsuit claiming the gas container should have had a safety device to help prevent the fiery blast.

The federal lawsuit from Robyn Smith, the mother of Devan VanBrunt, claims Blitz U.S.A. Inc., the Oklahoma company that made the plastic gas can, and Wal-Mart, the retailer that sold it, are liable because the container wasn’t outfitted with a flame arrestor.


If little Devan VanBrunt is too stupid to throw gasoline on grill, he deserves to get his face blown off. Nothing screams I'm a Fucking Idiot more than standing 6 inches away from an open flame on a grill and blasting it with gas. And don't even get me started on this lawsuit. I usually leave the bird law to the RBG but I'm pretty sure I could settle this with one question.

Q. "Did you know if you put fucking gas on a flame the shit blows up"

Devan. "Yes".

Boom, case dismissed.


P.S. Burns hurt more than anything in the world. If I get a little burn I literaly run for an ice cube crying and shit my pants. Shit sucks.

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