Update on the Bachelorette

Ames Brown quickly gained a reputation as a highly intelligent, poetic, analytical, romantic and sensitive suitor on ABC's The Bachelorette – with an emphasis on sensitive, apparently.
During a press call today, Brown admitted that he was so distraught after Ashley Hebert dumped him on Monday night's episode, that the rejection made him sick to his stomach. "I'm very, very embarrassed to say that was the only rose ceremony I went into thinking, 'Oh my god, this is almost a sure thing.' I felt so excited about us and our future," he says. "I think it would be hard to eclipse my level of disappointment that evening. ... That was an awful, awful week. I got out of the limousine (in a daze)… and threw up." Whoa, buddy. He clearly had strong feelings for Hebert, whom he says he did fall in love with after she visited him and his family in Chadds Ford, Pa. But, why would a man, who holds degrees from Yale, Columbia and Harvard, want to appear on a silly reality dating competition? "I've been single for quite a long time – more than a year. I guess I just believe that love occurs in unepxected places. For me it actually did occur on the show." But, don't expect to see him as ABC's next Bachelor. "I doubt that would ever even be an option, but I don't know. Right now, I'm just focused on finding the right woman to spend the rest of my life with and continuing my career in finance." Brown will, however, appear in the second season of spinoff show Bachelor Pad, which premieres on Aug. 8.

Thought I'd throw in a blog that our female readers would appreciate, although we don't have any female readers and my thoughts on this story will not make any females happy with the male race in general. I'm trying to figure out this guys angle here and I'm stumped. There's no way a guy is a actually a big enough pussy to puke after being dumped, so you gotta figure this guy is playing into his role as the poet or whatever the fuck this guys deal is. But he has degrees from like 3 ivy league schools, so there's no way he's dumb enough to think that working that angle will actually work. Women like to be treated like shit: FACT. And while being sensitive and acting like you give a fuck about their grandma that's dying from AIDS or whatever will get you in most of the time, it will only get you so far, every guy knows that. And I'm actually convinced this guy is ready to settle down and isn't acting like a doucher just to get laid. So what's his angle? Is he trying to hold on to his 15 minutes?

P.S. This guy is the opposite of Costanza when Elaine tells that one broad George is a bad seed and all of sudden she's all over him. Next thing you know Georgie is in the slammer for bootlegging movies trying to impress that woman. Rather go to jail than have the whole world embarrassed for me.